The Minnesota Twin’s clubhouse was excited and amazed by their club’s decision to sign Magician Criss Angel to a 3-year contract yesterday morning , everyone that is besides Micheal Cuddyer. “I can’t believe this shit. I’ve been practicing my tricks everyday and hardly ever hold my magic book upside down any more.” He then went on to say “I mean I can understand why Johan wanted to be traded, I was making rookie mistakes and he feared for his life, but seriously Criss Angel? Shit c’mon man.” When asked the question if Cuddyer thought maybe there was room on the team for two magicians he responded “Well…I never really thought of that? I mean I guess we both wear pretty kickass shirts and necklaces? I suppose he could help me with some of my tricks?” Cuddyer then threw what appeared to be a smoke bomb at his feet disappearing in a cloud of smoke, only to start coughing profusely and stubbing his toe on the exit door. Gardy was unavailable for comment, but was reportedly overheard saying to Scotty Ulger at a clubhouse urinal “You’ve got to be freaking kidding me, another magician?” I guess we’ll just have to wait and see how this one unfolds, and let the Cuddyer trade rumors begin.