A day after officially breaking in Target Field with a win, it appears the Twins aren’t done winning with the fans. We received a leaked memo containing some of the upcoming promotional days at Target Field. The Twins front office would not confirm or deny these when reached for comment.
Mothers Day 2010
Denard Span Chest Protector Day
The first 40 Moms receive this Kevlar padded chest protector. This is the same durable chest protector that saved a minor league umpires life when our current left fielder tried to impale him with his bat. It also protects mothers against line drives hit by their loving sons.
Fathers Day 2010
Commemorative Brad Radke Home Run Porch Giveaway Day
The first two Dads to enter the ballpark, with proof of reproduction, will receive this beautiful new Brad Radke Home Run Porch that comes with a smart designed retractable roof. Using cutting edge technology, the roof knows when baseball size hail is coming, usually during the first inning of the game.