Twins Announce Upcoming Target Field Giveaway Days

April 13, 2010

A day after officially breaking in Target Field with a win, it appears the Twins aren’t done winning with the fans. We received a leaked memo containing some of the upcoming promotional days at Target Field. The Twins front office would not confirm or deny these when reached for comment.

Mothers Day 2010

Denard Span Chest Protector Day

The first 40 Moms receive this Kevlar padded chest protector. This is the same durable chest protector that saved a minor league umpires life when our current left fielder tried to impale him with his bat.  It also protects mothers against line drives hit by their loving sons.

You can never be too safe with no foul ground

Fathers Day 2010

Commemorative Brad Radke Home Run Porch Giveaway Day

The first two Dads to enter the ballpark, with proof of reproduction, will receive this beautiful new Brad Radke Home Run Porch that comes with a smart designed retractable roof. Using cutting edge technology, the roof knows when baseball size hail is coming, usually during the first inning of the game.

You pick the spot and we will install and trim the edges!


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2 Responses to Twins Announce Upcoming Target Field Giveaway Days

  1. mike on May 7, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    Did you, perhaps, mean Delmon Young chest protector?

  2. myjah on June 8, 2010 at 8:35 pm

    It’s for mother’s day. Clearly it’s a Span protector.

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