Here is a preview of some of the chapters inside.
-Forward by Nicky Punto
Chapter 1: Battle Your Tail Off.
Chapter 2: We’ll Be Back Tomorrow I can Promise You That.
Chapter 3: How To End Every Name With A ‘Y’.
Chapter 4: Spanzy,Blacky,Morney,Joesy,Matty,Rauchy,Cuddyeeey,Hudsony,Tolberty,Casilla-ie.
Chapter 5: Play Second Bat Second.
Chapster 6: Get Away Day isn’t Give Away Day.
Chapter 7: Keep the Ball Down Blacky.
Chapter 8: Why is Jesse Jackson Mad When I Call Blackburn Blacky?
Chapter 8: How To Get In My Doghouse co-written with Pat Neshek.
Chapter 9: How To Play Good Ball After The All Star Break.
Chapter 10: Scotty Needs A Stop Sign.
Chapter 11: Dumb Question, Have You Ever Managed A Major League Team Before?
Chapter 12: Didn’t Think So, next question.
Chapter 13: Nick Punto For HOF.
Chapter 14: Tolbert IS The Teams Best Hitter.
Chapter 15: I Hate Glen Perkins.
Chapter 16: The Stupid Twins Caravan.
Chapter 17: Why Is Our Mascot A Bear?
Chapter 18: My Platonic Love With Ozzie.
Chapter 19: How to Tell Ozzie No.
Chapter 20: How To Annually Win Your Division And Never Get Manager of the Year.
Chapter 21: What is on Baker’s Chin?
Chapter 22: BABIP is a Naughty Word.
Chapter 23: Tweet This Pat Neshek.
Chapter 24: F*** AROD.
Chapter 25: How To Beat The Yankees In The Playo…….
As you can see the book isn’t finished yet. Check back in the fall to see how Chapter 25 ends.