This book will battle your tail off.
Here is a preview of some of the chapters inside.
-Forward by Nicky Punto
Chapter 1: Battle Your Tail Off.
Chapter 2: We’ll Be Back Tomorrow I can Promise You That.
Chapter 3: How To End Every Name With A ‘Y’.
Chapter 4: Spanzy,Blacky,Morney,Joesy,Matty,Rauchy,Cuddyeeey,Hudsony,Tolberty,Casilla-ie.
Chapter 5: Play Second Bat Second.
Chapster 6: Get Away Day isn’t Give Away Day.
Chapter 7: Keep the Ball Down Blacky.
Chapter 8: Why is Jesse Jackson Mad When I Call Blackburn Blacky?
Chapter 8: How To Get In My Doghouse co-written with Pat Neshek.
Chapter 9: How To Play Good Ball After The All Star Break.
Chapter 10: Scotty Needs A Stop Sign.
Chapter 11: Dumb Question, Have You Ever Managed A Major League Team Before?
Chapter 12: Didn’t Think So, next question.
Chapter 13: Nick Punto For HOF.
Chapter 14: Tolbert IS The Teams Best Hitter.
Chapter 15: I Hate Glen Perkins.
Chapter 16: The Stupid Twins Caravan.
Chapter 17: Why Is Our Mascot A Bear?
Chapter 18: My Platonic Love With Ozzie.
Chapter 19: How to Tell Ozzie No.
Chapter 20: How To Annually Win Your Division And Never Get Manager of the Year.
Chapter 21: What is on Baker’s Chin?
Chapter 22: BABIP is a Naughty Word.
Chapter 23: Tweet This Pat Neshek.
Chapter 24: F*** AROD.
Chapter 25: How To Beat The Yankees In The Playo…….
As you can see the book isn’t finished yet. Check back in the fall to see how Chapter 25 ends.
Cruel, but funny. Still a Gardy fan even though I’m a stathead.
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