Coming soon to a baseball diamond near you, Walk Hard: An Opposing Batter’s Story. This sad tale tells of the Minnesota Nice Twins, so nice that they give up free base runners in the form of walked batters. Now, the Twins playoff chances are the endangered species…….
Some quotes from the film…
“Oh my goodness, I walked myself!”
“Get out of here Dewey, you don’t want no part of this bases loaded shit”
“Look out man!!!” (as the wild pitcher throws towards the head)
“Wrong pitcher died” — Ron Gardenhire