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Twins fans have started worrying about their beloved kestrel Kirby. He was last seen on FSN a couple of months ago mauling a moth on top of the right field foul pole and Twins fans haven’t seen him on television since. Various reports have suggested Kirby is alive and well and still living at Target Field but FSN has not showed him at all. This reporter is concerned that Kirby may be holding out for a better contract (which will be announced on ESPN Thursday) or something much much worse…….
This notorious bird killer was seen in town recently. If you see this man contact the authorities as he may know the whereabouts of Kirby the Kestrel.
I HATE BIRDS
*dies laughing* I have photographic evidence that his presence has been noted and completely ignored by FSN.
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Perhaps someone on FSN complained that Kirby was getting more attention than other “stars”??
Yep yep. I’ve noted Kirby sightings in my blog as well. He just hasn’t come to sit on the foul pole again.
Yeah I read that in your blogs. FSN just hasn’t found him lately, just a squirrel and drunk fans.