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Twins Fans Rejoice in ‘Socialized Medicine’

March 21, 2010
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Twins Fans Rejoice in ‘Socialized Medicine’

After long negotiations a day many people were hoping for has finally happened, Joe Mauer has signed a contract extension with the Twins. The anxiety in Minnesota had stepped up to unthinkable levels as Twins fans across the region began thinking the unthinkable question since Obama had taken office, “What will we do about...
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Great Moves in Recent Twins History

February 26, 2010
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Great Moves in Recent Twins History

The Twins offseason leading up to the 2010 season wasn’t very Twins-like.  The payroll is up in the 90-100 million range and they are signing competent free agents for a change.  This got me thinking about all the great moves the Twins made in the  previous 10 years, which made me want to drink...
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Twins Use Latest Technology to Find Missing Mijares.

February 22, 2010
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Twins Use Latest Technology to Find Missing Mijares.

Twins spring training started today but was missing a ‘big’ piece of its bullpen, Joe Mijares.  Sources are saying Mijares had a last minute issue come up back home and that he will return as soon as possible.  The crack staff at TBB believe it was “Monster Wing Monday” that held Mijares back another...
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Joe Mauer Channels His Inner Chuck Norris.

February 21, 2010
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Joe Mauer Channels His Inner Chuck Norris.

Joe Mauer reported to Spring Training sporting a brand new beard.  Some people are speculating that he is trying to hide from reporters who are bound to ask about his contract situation.  The staff at TTB have a different take on his new fashion statement. We all have come to know Joe Mauer as...
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Twins Install New Third Base Coach.

February 18, 2010
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Twins Install New Third Base Coach.

The Minnesota Twins remained busy this offseason announcing the installation of “Choo-Choo Crossing-Arm” as their new third base coach. The Twins front office knew the installation of a new third base coach was a high priority considering the faulty arms of last years coach. “We really wanted to sign someone who posessed the ability...
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