Posts Tagged ‘ Signings ’

Brian Cashman’s Pet Sematary

March 7, 2011
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Brian Cashman’s Pet Sematary

The Yankees are well known for their ability to go out and buy the top shelf free agents available while the Twins usually go searching through the recycling bin.  This season is different.  The Yankees finally didn’t land that big fish in free agency.  Cliff Lee decided to go to the Phillies for less...
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Twins “Call-Up” Incmikoski to Play Shortstop

May 26, 2010
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Twins “Call-Up” Incmikoski to Play Shortstop

If you watch Twin’s games on FSN you probably notice a lot of ex-players who are broadcasters, that is all about to change. In a desperation move yesterday, the Twins announced that they will be sending Alexi Casilla over to FSN and Robby Incmikoski to now cover shortstop. It’s not often that broadcasters go...
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Twins Signing of Criss Angel Spark Cuddyer Trade Rumors

March 29, 2010
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Twins Signing of Criss Angel Spark Cuddyer Trade Rumors

The Minnesota Twin’s clubhouse was excited and amazed by their club’s decision to sign Magician Criss Angel to a 3-year contract yesterday morning , everyone that is besides Micheal Cuddyer. “I can’t believe this shit.  I’ve been practicing my tricks everyday and hardly ever hold my magic book upside down any more.” He then...
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Twins Install New Third Base Coach.

February 18, 2010
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Twins Install New Third Base Coach.

The Minnesota Twins remained busy this offseason announcing the installation of “Choo-Choo Crossing-Arm” as their new third base coach. The Twins front office knew the installation of a new third base coach was a high priority considering the faulty arms of last years coach. “We really wanted to sign someone who posessed the ability...
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