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[Mugshot] Diamond ejected for throwing at Hamilton, goes to jail later (Not Really)

August 26, 2012
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[Mugshot] Diamond ejected for throwing at Hamilton, goes to jail later (Not Really)

Nothing below is real. It is all fiction made up by some guy who has a lot of time on his hands. ARLINGTON — Twins pitcher Scott Diamond was ejected Friday night after throwing a pitch that sailed over Josh Hamilton’s head.  The pitch was in retaliation for the previous inning when Twins catcher...
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Butera Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence…Immediately Attracts Hollywood Girl Who Dates Athletes.

May 21, 2012
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Butera Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence…Immediately Attracts Hollywood Girl Who Dates Athletes.

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — There’s an old phrase out there that “you can’t win them all” and this applies to every sport (except next years Timberwolves).  Sometimes when you lose it’s a close game, sometimes when you lose, you find out what it feels like to wake up in a roadside ditch.  The Twins found...
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Dozier Gives Best Mother’s Day Present Ever: Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence

May 14, 2012
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Dozier Gives Best Mother’s Day Present Ever: Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence

SOMEWHERE AWESOME — The Twins have been looking for competent shortstop ever since they traded away J.J. Hardy.  While Jamey Carroll has played competent shortstop, the Twins made the descion that shortstop was no country for old men.  Since Dozier has been inserted into the lineup, he has showed great range and hands at...
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