Posts Tagged ‘ Scott Baker ’

Blackburn’s Complete Game Alters History, Berts Shirt

May 25, 2011
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Blackburn’s Complete Game Alters History, Berts Shirt

Something happened at Target Field today that was so rare, so inconceivable, that it has altered history as we know it. We’ve all seen the picture with Bert Blyleven wearing a shirt that says “I love to fart”, right?  Well my picture of the shirt has suddenly been altered.  It’s almost like a Back...
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Bert Throws Scott Baker Under the Bus

May 23, 2011
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Bert Throws Scott Baker Under the Bus

UNDER A BLOODY BUS — Saturday was supposed to be filled with joy for those awaiting the rapture.  Unfortunately for the followers who thought the rapture was coming, God was too busy.  Unfortunately for Twins fans, that meant they had to play baseball against the Diamondbacks.  The starting pitcher was Scott Baker, who has...
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Baker’s Stats Prove Rapture is Tomorrow.

May 20, 2011
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Baker’s Stats Prove Rapture is Tomorrow.

FETAL POSITION IN MY BASEMENT — As many of us have heard by now, some looney guy and his followers are predicting the rapture will occur tomorrow.  For those who may be concerned, it will occur at 6pm  in your timezone (I’m not making this up).  Get ready for Zombie Dick Clark and his...
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It’s Like Deja Vu on Groundhog Day All Over Again

April 5, 2011
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When Yogi Berra uttered the phrase “It’s like deja vu all over again”, could he see into the future?  Stop me if you’ve heard this before: “Alex Rodriguez goes deep as Yankees beat Twins in New York”.  As sure as the sun rises in the morning, the Twins lose in New York.  It truly...
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Carl Pavano Mustache Fun: Putting The Stache On Other Twins

July 1, 2010
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Carl Pavano Mustache Fun: Putting The Stache On Other Twins

I often wondered what other Twins players would look like if they had Carl Pavano’s iconic mustache.  Today’s technology allows us to extract Pavano’s stache and put it on other players.  The image below is what certain players would look like if they had Pavano’s actual mustache on their faces.
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