Posts Tagged ‘ Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence ’

Glen Perkins Bench Clearing Caption Contest

April 9, 2014
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Glen Perkins Bench Clearing Caption Contest

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — I wasn’t able to watch the game today but I heard there were some fireworks.  Glen Perkins apparently yelled sweet nothings at Josh Donaldson after striking him out to end the inning.  It’s been awhile since I’ve posted anything but I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to get the...
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Jamey Carroll latest Twins position player to “Show off pitch” and be let go

August 11, 2013
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Jamey Carroll latest Twins position player to “Show off pitch” and be let go

MOM’S BASEMENT — After today’s game Jamey Carroll was traded to the Kansas City Royals for a slightly taller player to be named later.  On the surface this looks like a good move by the Twins and one they should make.  If you dig deeper, there’s more to the story. The Twins do not...
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Jamey Carroll receives Scorpion Jacket for majestic blast

September 4, 2012
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Jamey Carroll receives Scorpion Jacket for majestic blast

CHICAGO — Jamey Carroll finally hit his first home run in 1384 at-bats.  After a three year absence from the “touch’em all” category, Carroll blasted a moon shot down the left field line at US Cellular Field.  A shot so majestic that Carroll may be invited back to Target Field for the 2014 Home...
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[Mugshot] Diamond ejected for throwing at Hamilton, goes to jail later (Not Really)

August 26, 2012
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[Mugshot] Diamond ejected for throwing at Hamilton, goes to jail later (Not Really)

Nothing below is real. It is all fiction made up by some guy who has a lot of time on his hands. ARLINGTON — Twins pitcher Scott Diamond was ejected Friday night after throwing a pitch that sailed over Josh Hamilton’s head.  The pitch was in retaliation for the previous inning when Twins catcher...
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Plouffe Unanimously Added to TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence

June 13, 2012
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Plouffe Unanimously Added to TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence

MY MOM’S BASEMENT — That’s Twins Baseball’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence has a new member and it was a unanimous decision by the committee…a first in it’s brief history. While normally jackets are handed out for single game accomplishments, this jacket was given based upon a player’s continued ability to pretty much kill...
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