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The Curious Case of Kirby the Missing Kestrel

July 7, 2010
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The Curious Case of Kirby the Missing Kestrel

Twins fans have started worrying about their beloved kestrel Kirby.  He was last seen on FSN a couple of months ago mauling a moth on top of the right field foul pole and Twins fans haven’t seen him on television since.  Various reports have suggested Kirby is alive and well and still living at...
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What’s Wrong With Joe Mauer? The Good Book Knows

July 3, 2010
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What’s Wrong With Joe Mauer? The Good Book Knows

TARGET FIELD — When Joe Mauer won the batting title last year along with the AL MVP, Twins fans thought this would be the norm for their native son.  So far this season Joe Mauer hasn’t come close to replicating the numbers from last year and Twins fans are starting to wonder what could...
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Unmotivational Twins Poster: Joe Vavra

July 2, 2010
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Unmotivational Twins Poster: Joe Vavra


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Carl Pavano Mustache Fun: Putting The Stache On Other Twins

July 1, 2010
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Carl Pavano Mustache Fun: Putting The Stache On Other Twins

I often wondered what other Twins players would look like if they had Carl Pavano’s iconic mustache.  Today’s technology allows us to extract Pavano’s stache and put it on other players.  The image below is what certain players would look like if they had Pavano’s actual mustache on their faces.
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Morneau Unwillingly Added to Bieber Wolfpack

July 1, 2010
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Morneau Unwillingly Added to Bieber Wolfpack

TARGET FIELD — The Minneapolis downtown area was buzzing with screaming girls and baseball fans Tuesday evening.  The Twins were playing the Tigers and right across the plaza something called Justin Bieber was having a concert at the Target Center.  The staff here at TTBB still isn’t sure what the hell a Justin Bieber...
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