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Glen Perkins Bench Clearing Caption Contest

April 9, 2014
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Glen Perkins Bench Clearing Caption Contest

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — I wasn’t able to watch the game today but I heard there were some fireworks.  Glen Perkins apparently yelled sweet nothings at Josh Donaldson after striking him out to end the inning.  It’s been awhile since I’ve posted anything but I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to get the...
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MISSING: Joe Mauer’s Sideburns

April 23, 2013
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MISSING: Joe Mauer’s Sideburns

PANIC ROOM — Breaking news in Twins Territory.  It appears that Joe Mauer’s sideburns have been stolen.  If seen please return to Target Field.  This is worse than seeing your uncle taking off the Santa suit and ruining the magic of Santa and Christmas.  Most likely suspect is some little bastard in the hallway...
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Target Field unveils new statue for 2013 season

April 12, 2013
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Target Field unveils new statue for 2013 season

Today the Twins unveiled their newest statue outside of Target Field.  With the Mets coming into town with snow falling and temperatures in the lower 30s, the statue couldn’t be more fitting. The statue of Han Solo frozen in carbonite is meant to honor those fans who have frozen to death during recent Twins...
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Input Needed: Which Pitch To Contact T-Shirt Design?

August 21, 2012
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Input Needed: Which Pitch To Contact T-Shirt Design?

I’ve been talking about making these shirts for awhile but now my OCD kicked in and I changed the design.  I’ll order the shirts if there’s enough interested but first I need to know which design you like best? Voice your opinion in the comment section below. Thanks! A)   B)   C)
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Dozier Gives Best Mother’s Day Present Ever: Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence

May 14, 2012
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Dozier Gives Best Mother’s Day Present Ever: Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence

SOMEWHERE AWESOME — The Twins have been looking for competent shortstop ever since they traded away J.J. Hardy.  While Jamey Carroll has played competent shortstop, the Twins made the descion that shortstop was no country for old men.  Since Dozier has been inserted into the lineup, he has showed great range and hands at...
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