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Justin Morneau Channels His Inner Reagan

November 17, 2010
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Justin Morneau Channels His Inner Reagan

MINNEAPOLIS — It didn’t take long for the first Twischm to develop between Twins players and their playground, Target Field.  Justin Morneau recently stated that he was disappointed that the dimensions of Target Field were unchanged because he felt it was too difficult to hit home runs.
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Joe Mauer: Most Valuable Healer

September 1, 2010
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Joe Mauer: Most Valuable Healer


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Joe Mauer to Endorse New Product

July 21, 2010
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Joe Mauer to Endorse New Product

Joe Mauer released a statement yesterday that he will be endorsing a new product, Joe Mauer’s Bunt Cake.  He already has the Quickswing and now he’s covering the aspect of hitting one would expect out of a pitcher in the National League.  You can find it on shelves at a time you least expect...
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Carl Pavano Mustache Fun: Putting The Stache On Other Twins

July 1, 2010
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Carl Pavano Mustache Fun: Putting The Stache On Other Twins

I often wondered what other Twins players would look like if they had Carl Pavano’s iconic mustache.  Today’s technology allows us to extract Pavano’s stache and put it on other players.  The image below is what certain players would look like if they had Pavano’s actual mustache on their faces.
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Morneau Unwillingly Added to Bieber Wolfpack

July 1, 2010
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Morneau Unwillingly Added to Bieber Wolfpack

TARGET FIELD — The Minneapolis downtown area was buzzing with screaming girls and baseball fans Tuesday evening.  The Twins were playing the Tigers and right across the plaza something called Justin Bieber was having a concert at the Target Center.  The staff here at TTBB still isn’t sure what the hell a Justin Bieber...
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