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Butera Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence…Immediately Attracts Hollywood Girl Who Dates Athletes.

May 21, 2012
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Butera Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence…Immediately Attracts Hollywood Girl Who Dates Athletes.

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — There’s an old phrase out there that “you can’t win them all” and this applies to every sport (except next years Timberwolves).  Sometimes when you lose it’s a close game, sometimes when you lose, you find out what it feels like to wake up in a roadside ditch.  The Twins found...
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Dozier Gives Best Mother’s Day Present Ever: Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence

May 14, 2012
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Dozier Gives Best Mother’s Day Present Ever: Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence

SOMEWHERE AWESOME — The Twins have been looking for competent shortstop ever since they traded away J.J. Hardy.  While Jamey Carroll has played competent shortstop, the Twins made the descion that shortstop was no country for old men.  Since Dozier has been inserted into the lineup, he has showed great range and hands at...
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Glen Perkins Inducted into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence

April 27, 2012
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Glen Perkins Inducted into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence

SOMEWHERE AWESOME — There hasn’t been a ribbon cutting ceremony yet for TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence…and there never will be.  Some of you may already be aware of TTBB’s SJHOE as it has 4 members already but for those of you who are new, let me explain.  If a Twins player has...
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Mauer and Morneau homer in same game thanks to performance enhancing jackets.

April 13, 2012
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Mauer and Morneau homer in same game thanks to performance enhancing jackets.

TARGET FIELD — It’s been awhile since Joe Mauer or Justin Morneau had hit a home run in the same game…or any game for that matter.  Well that all changed yesterday in the series finale against the Angels.  Mauer and Morneau homered in the same game for the first time since the birth of...
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TTBB’s 2012 Twins Predictions

April 6, 2012
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TTBB’s 2012 Twins Predictions

DISCLOSED LOCATION — It’s been awhile since I’ve posted anything here at TTBB.  I’ve been busy with things like life and some other things.  I figured it was about time to make a prediction post for this coming 2012 season.  I made one in 2010 and it was horrible.  I forgot to make one...
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