Posts Tagged ‘ Joe Mauer ’

Mauer puts twins on back and the Twins on his shoulders in loss.

August 14, 2013
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Mauer puts twins on back and the Twins on his shoulders in loss.

Today Joe Mauer put the twins on his back.  Mauer went 5-7 with a home run and 4 RBIs in an extra innings loss against the Indians.
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Mauer forced to bring twin girls to work

August 12, 2013
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Mauer forced to bring twin girls to work

TARGET FIELD — Joe Mauer is finding out that being a father can be a lot of work sometimes.  
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MISSING: Joe Mauer’s Sideburns

April 23, 2013
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MISSING: Joe Mauer’s Sideburns

PANIC ROOM — Breaking news in Twins Territory.  It appears that Joe Mauer’s sideburns have been stolen.  If seen please return to Target Field.  This is worse than seeing your uncle taking off the Santa suit and ruining the magic of Santa and Christmas.  Most likely suspect is some little bastard in the hallway...
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Lord of the Swings: The Return of the King?

September 19, 2012
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Lord of the Swings: The Return of the King?

MIDDLE EARTH — While the Twins are nearing the end of their second consecutive season in the darkness, there is still some light left in Middle Earth.  Mauragorn has a chance to retain his spot as The Lord of the Swings in the American League. Already winning the batting title three times prior (2006,...
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[Mugshot] Diamond ejected for throwing at Hamilton, goes to jail later (Not Really)

August 26, 2012
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[Mugshot] Diamond ejected for throwing at Hamilton, goes to jail later (Not Really)

Nothing below is real. It is all fiction made up by some guy who has a lot of time on his hands. ARLINGTON — Twins pitcher Scott Diamond was ejected Friday night after throwing a pitch that sailed over Josh Hamilton’s head.  The pitch was in retaliation for the previous inning when Twins catcher...
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