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Butera Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence…Immediately Attracts Hollywood Girl Who Dates Athletes.

May 21, 2012
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Butera Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence…Immediately Attracts Hollywood Girl Who Dates Athletes.

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — There’s an old phrase out there that “you can’t win them all” and this applies to every sport (except next years Timberwolves).  Sometimes when you lose it’s a close game, sometimes when you lose, you find out what it feels like to wake up in a roadside ditch.  The Twins found...
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Dozier Gives Best Mother’s Day Present Ever: Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence

May 14, 2012
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Dozier Gives Best Mother’s Day Present Ever: Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence

SOMEWHERE AWESOME — The Twins have been looking for competent shortstop ever since they traded away J.J. Hardy.  While Jamey Carroll has played competent shortstop, the Twins made the descion that shortstop was no country for old men.  Since Dozier has been inserted into the lineup, he has showed great range and hands at...
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TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence Adds Diamond

May 9, 2012
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TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence Adds Diamond

SOMEWHERE AWESOME — Well it was just what the Twins needed.  On a nightly basis, the Twins starting staff has been letting the game get out of hand early, putting the offense in a hole that was impossible to climb out of.  The only thing they didn’t do is tell the offense to put...
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Glen Perkins Inducted into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence

April 27, 2012
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Glen Perkins Inducted into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence

SOMEWHERE AWESOME — There hasn’t been a ribbon cutting ceremony yet for TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence…and there never will be.  Some of you may already be aware of TTBB’s SJHOE as it has 4 members already but for those of you who are new, let me explain.  If a Twins player has...
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Josh Willingham to star in new commercial

April 15, 2012
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Josh Willingham to star in new commercial

There’s only one man…other than Clete Thomas…that can hit the ball out of Target Field with ease. That man is the Willinghammer…   I’m obviously joking and in no way saying this is happening.
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