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Jamey Carroll latest Twins position player to “Show off pitch” and be let go

August 11, 2013
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Jamey Carroll latest Twins position player to “Show off pitch” and be let go

MOM’S BASEMENT — After today’s game Jamey Carroll was traded to the Kansas City Royals for a slightly taller player to be named later.  On the surface this looks like a good move by the Twins and one they should make.  If you dig deeper, there’s more to the story. The Twins do not...
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Twins starting staff earn new nickname

June 4, 2013
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Twins starting staff earn new nickname

MY MOM’S BASEMENT — As most Twins fans know, the pitching staff isn’t known for their strikeout rates.  The philosophy of pitching-to-contact was brought on in full force this offseason and the strikeout numbers could not be worse.  No really.  The following stats are from @aaronGleeman’s twitter feed. If you’re not already following him,...
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MISSING: Joe Mauer’s Sideburns

April 23, 2013
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MISSING: Joe Mauer’s Sideburns

PANIC ROOM — Breaking news in Twins Territory.  It appears that Joe Mauer’s sideburns have been stolen.  If seen please return to Target Field.  This is worse than seeing your uncle taking off the Santa suit and ruining the magic of Santa and Christmas.  Most likely suspect is some little bastard in the hallway...
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Target Field unveils new statue for 2013 season

April 12, 2013
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Target Field unveils new statue for 2013 season

Today the Twins unveiled their newest statue outside of Target Field.  With the Mets coming into town with snow falling and temperatures in the lower 30s, the statue couldn’t be more fitting. The statue of Han Solo frozen in carbonite is meant to honor those fans who have frozen to death during recent Twins...
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Josh Willingham prepares to play baseball on Hoth

April 10, 2013
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Josh Willingham prepares to play baseball on Hoth

Tonight in Kansas City the temperature was in the upper 30s and Josh Willingham came prepared.  He rode in on a Tauntaun, gutted it and placed it in the dugout between innings to stay warm.  He wore this out in the field.        
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