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Glen Perkins Bench Clearing Caption Contest

April 9, 2014
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Glen Perkins Bench Clearing Caption Contest

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — I wasn’t able to watch the game today but I heard there were some fireworks.  Glen Perkins apparently yelled sweet nothings at Josh Donaldson after striking him out to end the inning.  It’s been awhile since I’ve posted anything but I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to get the...
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Butera Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence…Immediately Attracts Hollywood Girl Who Dates Athletes.

May 21, 2012
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Butera Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence…Immediately Attracts Hollywood Girl Who Dates Athletes.

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — There’s an old phrase out there that “you can’t win them all” and this applies to every sport (except next years Timberwolves).  Sometimes when you lose it’s a close game, sometimes when you lose, you find out what it feels like to wake up in a roadside ditch.  The Twins found...
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Dozier Gives Best Mother’s Day Present Ever: Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence

May 14, 2012
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Dozier Gives Best Mother’s Day Present Ever: Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence

SOMEWHERE AWESOME — The Twins have been looking for competent shortstop ever since they traded away J.J. Hardy.  While Jamey Carroll has played competent shortstop, the Twins made the descion that shortstop was no country for old men.  Since Dozier has been inserted into the lineup, he has showed great range and hands at...
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Glen Perkins Inducted into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence

April 27, 2012
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Glen Perkins Inducted into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence

SOMEWHERE AWESOME — There hasn’t been a ribbon cutting ceremony yet for TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence…and there never will be.  Some of you may already be aware of TTBB’s SJHOE as it has 4 members already but for those of you who are new, let me explain.  If a Twins player has...
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