Posts Tagged ‘ GardyBall ’

Span and Valencia Prove Cars Can’t Drive Themselves

September 23, 2011
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MSP — According to Twitter this afternoon, Span and Valencia are out of the lineup tonight because they have headaches from a minor car accident…with each other. Span rear ended Valencia on their way to the MSP airport for their flight to Cleveland. Apparently Span didn’t expect Valencia to go “the other way”. When...
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Should the “Twins Way” Go Away?

September 6, 2011
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Remember how much fun it was being swept by the Yankees in the first round of the playoffs every season? A lot of people would take that over potentially finishing last in the AL Central, but not me. It’s been 20 years since the Twins have won the World Series. I don’t have to...
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JJ Hardy Will Haunt

August 25, 2011
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JJ Hardy Will Haunt

TARGET FIELD — The Twins 2011 season has gone from bad to horse poop.  In the month of August, they’ve scored one run or fewer in 11 games.  That’s pathetic, especially when you consider they have their lineup nearly at ‘full strength’ for the first time since April.   Then again it could just be...
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Jose Pinetares?

August 20, 2011
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The other day the broadcast showed Jose Mijares warming up in the bullpen. Judging from the video, we got to see something more. Watch Jose find a baseball, then add some “leather polish” on a rag to his black (funny) glove…. Let’s just hope this is something new, otherwise, judging from the majority of...
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Gardy Suspended After Bad Acid Trip

June 21, 2011
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Gardy Suspended After Bad Acid Trip

Haight-Ashbury  — Twins manager Ron Gardenhire has been suspended by MLB after testing positive for LSD.  Gardy, in town for an interleague series against the Giants, apparently had a bad trip and was found roaming the streets shouting “Battle!”, “Tail Off!”,  and “NICKY I MISS YOU”.  He is expected to only miss 3 games...
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