Another offseason of the Twins front office picking through the scrap heap for players. See if they can find another Jared Burton when the new season starts in April!
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Another offseason of the Twins front office picking through the scrap heap for players. See if they can find another Jared Burton when the new season starts in April!
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Nothing below is real. It is all fiction made up by some guy who has a lot of time on his hands. ARLINGTON — Twins pitcher Scott Diamond was ejected Friday night after throwing a pitch that sailed over Josh Hamilton’s head. The pitch was in retaliation for the previous inning when Twins catcher...
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MY PARENTS BASEMENT IN GONDOR — I created some “Plouffcasos” last week showing Trevor Plouffe riding Shadowfax as Aragorn (because he mentioned it on twitter, not because I’m Dahmerlike). It got me thinking about what other Twins players would look like if they starred in the Lord of the Rings? I tried to pair...
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TARGET FIELD — It’s been awhile since people have seen “The Incredible Gardy” but that all changed Monday night against Baltimore. After striking out, Danny Valencia talked back to umpire Hunter Wendelstedt, who then ejected Valencia after he was walking away and made a pointing gesture. It’s pretty well known that Ron Gardenhire has...
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Coming soon to a baseball diamond near you, Walk Hard: An Opposing Batter’s Story. This sad tale tells of the Minnesota Nice Twins, so nice that they give up free base runners in the form of walked batters. Now, the Twins playoff chances are the endangered species……. Some quotes from the film… “Oh...
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