Posts Tagged ‘ FAIL ’

Twins starting staff earn new nickname

June 4, 2013
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Twins starting staff earn new nickname

MY MOM’S BASEMENT — As most Twins fans know, the pitching staff isn’t known for their strikeout rates.  The philosophy of pitching-to-contact was brought on in full force this offseason and the strikeout numbers could not be worse.  No really.  The following stats are from @aaronGleeman’s twitter feed. If you’re not already following him,...
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Twins Twitter account hijacked by Packer fan

May 22, 2013
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Twins Twitter account hijacked by Packer fan

MEAT CATHEDRAL — Today the Braves beat the Twins and swept the series adding another ugly loss the the Twins losing streak.  The Twins also lost to the Braves on Twitter today.  After the Braves had tweeted about sweeping up Hrbek’s jersey, the Twins response was right out of the Packers and Yankees fan...
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Tim Tebow Gets Mauered

November 3, 2011
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Tim Tebow Gets Mauered

We all know what Planking is (besides stupid) and recently we’ve been introduced to Tebowing.  There’s also another new sensation that’s sweeping the nation, Mauering.  The concept was cooked up by Clarence Swampton over at Randball.  Here is an excerpt that defines Mauering… The brilliance of Mauering is in its simplicity. You’re probably doing...
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Gollum has a question.

September 27, 2011
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Gollum has a question.

The Twins are on one loss away from 100 for the season.  Casual baseball fan and World Series ring collector Gollum asks…..   I really have no life.
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Span and Valencia Prove Cars Can’t Drive Themselves

September 23, 2011
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MSP — According to Twitter this afternoon, Span and Valencia are out of the lineup tonight because they have headaches from a minor car accident…with each other. Span rear ended Valencia on their way to the MSP airport for their flight to Cleveland. Apparently Span didn’t expect Valencia to go “the other way”. When...
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