Posts Tagged ‘ Carl Pavano ’

Butera Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence…Immediately Attracts Hollywood Girl Who Dates Athletes.

May 21, 2012
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Butera Inducted Into TTBB’s Scorpion Jacket Hall of Excellence…Immediately Attracts Hollywood Girl Who Dates Athletes.

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — There’s an old phrase out there that “you can’t win them all” and this applies to every sport (except next years Timberwolves).  Sometimes when you lose it’s a close game, sometimes when you lose, you find out what it feels like to wake up in a roadside ditch.  The Twins found...
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Joe Benson’s Hair Brings Hope to Struggling Twins

September 7, 2011
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Joe Benson’s Hair Brings Hope to Struggling Twins

TARGET FIELD BEAUTY PARLOR — Highly ranked Twins prospect Joe Benson made his major league debut Tuesday Night.  While many Twins insiders will tell you about his athletic abilities and baseball ‘tools’, there’s something Joe Benson has that is much more important to the future of the franchise…a mullet.  Remember back in 1991 when...
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TTBB Films: Walk Hard “An Opposing Batter’s Story”

August 9, 2011
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TTBB Films: Walk Hard “An Opposing Batter’s Story”

Coming soon to a baseball diamond near you, Walk Hard: An Opposing Batter’s Story.  This sad tale tells of the Minnesota Nice Twins, so nice that they give up free base runners in the form of walked batters.  Now, the Twins playoff chances are the endangered species…….   Some quotes from the film… “Oh...
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TTBB Analytics: The Cause of the Twins Suckage

April 20, 2011
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TTBB Analytics: The Cause of the Twins Suckage

The Twins 2011 season is off to a horrible start.  The fine folks here at TTBB Analytics have broken down the cause of this horrible start…..  
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The “Hide Your Daughters” T-Shirt

April 9, 2011
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The “Hide Your Daughters” T-Shirt

It’s finally ready for pre-order, the “Hide Your Daughters” T-shirt. 5.6 oz. All colors are a poly/cotton blend. Preshrunk. Taped shoulders. Double needle stitching throughout garment. 50% cotton 50% polyester. I will be selling it for $17.00 pre-sale so get your orders in now before it goes up to the regular price of $21.00...
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