Posts Tagged ‘ Bert Blyleven ’

How I turned into the Pete Rose of Bert Blyleven’s twitter account

August 13, 2013
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How I turned into the Pete Rose of Bert Blyleven’s twitter account

The following is the story of how I got blocked by Bert Blyleven on Twitter.  While I don’t know the reason or if he even meant to, I thought it was an interesting story to share. NOTE: I DID NOT WRITE THIS IN AN EFFORT TO GET UNBLOCKED.  I DON’T CARE. THE JOKE IS...
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Blackburn’s Complete Game Alters History, Berts Shirt

May 25, 2011
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Blackburn’s Complete Game Alters History, Berts Shirt

Something happened at Target Field today that was so rare, so inconceivable, that it has altered history as we know it. We’ve all seen the picture with Bert Blyleven wearing a shirt that says “I love to fart”, right?  Well my picture of the shirt has suddenly been altered.  It’s almost like a Back...
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Bert Rips Yawning Kevin Slowey During Broadcast

May 23, 2011
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**A little context: Slowey and the Twins haven’t been on the best of terms. He doesn’t want to be a BP pitcher and there are rumors Slowey could be traded or sent down to AAA and traded. ** The topic of Kevin Slowey came up during tonight’s broadcast and the camera’s showed Slowey yawning...
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Bert Throws Scott Baker Under the Bus

May 23, 2011
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Bert Throws Scott Baker Under the Bus

UNDER A BLOODY BUS — Saturday was supposed to be filled with joy for those awaiting the rapture.  Unfortunately for the followers who thought the rapture was coming, God was too busy.  Unfortunately for Twins fans, that meant they had to play baseball against the Diamondbacks.  The starting pitcher was Scott Baker, who has...
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That’s Twins Baseball’s Top Posts of 2010

December 30, 2010
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That’s Twins Baseball’s Top Posts of 2010

RECLINER — It’s hard to believe that the end of the year is upon us already.  Where did the time go?  It feels like it’s been only a couple of months since I launched this site in March and now we’re less than two months away from pitchers and catchers reporting. The inaugural season...
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