PANIC ROOM — Breaking news in Twins Territory. It appears that Joe Mauer’s sideburns have been stolen. If seen please return to Target Field. This is worse than seeing your uncle taking off the Santa suit and ruining the magic of Santa and Christmas. Most likely suspect is some little bastard in the hallway...
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SECRET WEATHER LAIR — Tonight the Angels and Twins were supposed to play the final game of their series at 7pm. The game was called roughly 20 minutes (give or take) before the first pitch. So what happened? Over the previous few days the weather models had consistently hinted at the likelihood of Wednesday...
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Today the Twins unveiled their newest statue outside of Target Field. With the Mets coming into town with snow falling and temperatures in the lower 30s, the statue couldn’t be more fitting. The statue of Han Solo frozen in carbonite is meant to honor those fans who have frozen to death during recent Twins...
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Tonight in Kansas City the temperature was in the upper 30s and Josh Willingham came prepared. He rode in on a Tauntaun, gutted it and placed it in the dugout between innings to stay warm. He wore this out in the field.
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Tomorrow the boys of summer start their 2013 season. Mother Nature didn’t get the memo. After a cold front moving through today, temperatures will struggle to get above freezing tomorrow afternoon for the Twins’ home opener. At first pitch (3pm), the National Weather Service is predicting a temperature around 33 degrees with winds out...
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