Posts Tagged ‘ 2012 Season ’

The Real World Target Field: Gordo Fills In For Gladden

November 9, 2012
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The Real World Target Field: Gordo Fills In For Gladden

TARGET FIELD — John Gordon was enjoying his newly retired life but was called upon to fill in for Dan Gladden who went on vacation.  What happens when a happily retired John Gordon stops being polite and starts being Grumpy Old Gordo, longing for the golf courses of Florida?  We were able to obtain...
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Lord of the Swings: The Return of the King?

September 19, 2012
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Lord of the Swings: The Return of the King?

MIDDLE EARTH — While the Twins are nearing the end of their second consecutive season in the darkness, there is still some light left in Middle Earth.  Mauragorn has a chance to retain his spot as The Lord of the Swings in the American League. Already winning the batting title three times prior (2006,...
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Jamey Carroll receives Scorpion Jacket for majestic blast

September 4, 2012
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Jamey Carroll receives Scorpion Jacket for majestic blast

CHICAGO — Jamey Carroll finally hit his first home run in 1384 at-bats.  After a three year absence from the “touch’em all” category, Carroll blasted a moon shot down the left field line at US Cellular Field.  A shot so majestic that Carroll may be invited back to Target Field for the 2014 Home...
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[Mugshot] Diamond ejected for throwing at Hamilton, goes to jail later (Not Really)

August 26, 2012
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[Mugshot] Diamond ejected for throwing at Hamilton, goes to jail later (Not Really)

Nothing below is real. It is all fiction made up by some guy who has a lot of time on his hands. ARLINGTON — Twins pitcher Scott Diamond was ejected Friday night after throwing a pitch that sailed over Josh Hamilton’s head.  The pitch was in retaliation for the previous inning when Twins catcher...
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Input Needed: Which Pitch To Contact T-Shirt Design?

August 21, 2012
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Input Needed: Which Pitch To Contact T-Shirt Design?

I’ve been talking about making these shirts for awhile but now my OCD kicked in and I changed the design.  I’ll order the shirts if there’s enough interested but first I need to know which design you like best? Voice your opinion in the comment section below. Thanks! A)   B)   C)
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