Posts Tagged ‘ 2010 Season ’

Twins Front Office Investigating Neshek Finger Issue

April 21, 2010
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Twins Front Office Investigating Neshek Finger Issue

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION UNDER TARGET FIELD — Twins relief pitcher Pat Neshek has been unavailable to pitch for the last week due to a sore middle finger.  Neshek claims the soreness is a result of his grueling effort to sign every autograph asked of him but rumors are growing in the Twins front office that...
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Jesse Crain Loves the Environment

April 18, 2010
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Jesse Crain Loves the Environment

Minneapolis, MN The Minnesota Twins and Minnesota State Parks and Trails have teamed up and formed a new partnership they are calling “Break a Bat, Plant a Tree.” According to the Twins website “Every time a Minnesota Twins pitcher breaks the bat of an opposing player during the 2010 season, Minnesota State Parks and...
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Hrbek to Blame for Increase in Ticket Prices

April 16, 2010
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Hrbek to Blame for Increase in Ticket Prices

If you’ve gone online lately to buy Minnesota Twin’s tickets, you’ve probably noticed a slight increase in prices.  Everyone’s been shelling out the extra money to see Mauer and company play in their new ballpark, but that’s not what you’re actually paying for. “We have to get the money from somewhere for Herbie’s statue...
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What Would Joe Mauer Do Wristband

April 14, 2010
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What Would Joe Mauer Do Wristband

Have you ever had difficulty making an important decision and needed guidance? Have you ever reached a fork in the road and didn’t know what to do? Have you ever been down in an 0-2 count and couldn’t decide if the next pitch was a curveball or fastball? Well if so, ThatsTwinsBaseball has good...
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Twins Announce Upcoming Target Field Giveaway Days

April 13, 2010
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Twins Announce Upcoming Target Field Giveaway Days

A leaked memo obtained by TTBB reveals some Target Field Giveaway Days. When reached for comment the Twins would not confirm or deny these events, as usual.
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