Twins Signing of Criss Angel Spark Cuddyer Trade Rumors

March 29, 2010
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Twins Signing of Criss Angel Spark Cuddyer Trade Rumors

The Minnesota Twin’s clubhouse was excited and amazed by their club’s decision to sign Magician Criss Angel to a 3-year contract yesterday morning , everyone that is besides Micheal Cuddyer. “I can’t believe this shit.  I’ve been practicing my tricks everyday and hardly ever hold my magic book upside down any more.” He then...
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Twins Pressured to Release Mascot After Dome Dog Incident

March 24, 2010
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Twins Pressured to Release Mascot After Dome Dog Incident

(Guest Post By DJW) Minnesota Twin’s Manager Ron Gardenhire is probably second guessing his decision to lure T.C. Bear out of the Metrodome using delicious Dome Dogs as bait and ultimately leading to Alexi Casilla’s unfortunate demise.  A press conference was held Monday in which Gardy argued his managerial decision  “How the hell was...
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Is This Joe Mauer Autograph Card an Error Card?

March 23, 2010
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Is This Joe Mauer Autograph Card an Error Card?

I’ve been a collector of baseball cards for most of my life up until a few years ago.  I still hold on to all of my Joe Mauer rookie cards and other autograph cards because I have faith that they will be worth something when he retires as a Yankee Twin.  I have one...
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Twins Fans Rejoice in ‘Socialized Medicine’

March 21, 2010
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Twins Fans Rejoice in ‘Socialized Medicine’

After long negotiations a day many people were hoping for has finally happened, Joe Mauer has signed a contract extension with the Twins. The anxiety in Minnesota had stepped up to unthinkable levels as Twins fans across the region began thinking the unthinkable question since Obama had taken office, “What will we do about...
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