Twins starting staff earn new nickname

June 4, 2013
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Twins starting staff earn new nickname

MY MOM’S BASEMENT — As most Twins fans know, the pitching staff isn’t known for their strikeout rates.  The philosophy of pitching-to-contact was brought on in full force this offseason and the strikeout numbers could not be worse.  No really.  The following stats are from @aaronGleeman’s twitter feed. If you’re not already following him,...
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Twins Twitter account hijacked by Packer fan

May 22, 2013
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Twins Twitter account hijacked by Packer fan

MEAT CATHEDRAL — Today the Braves beat the Twins and swept the series adding another ugly loss the the Twins losing streak.  The Twins also lost to the Braves on Twitter today.  After the Braves had tweeted about sweeping up Hrbek’s jersey, the Twins response was right out of the Packers and Yankees fan...
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MISSING: Joe Mauer’s Sideburns

April 23, 2013
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MISSING: Joe Mauer’s Sideburns

PANIC ROOM — Breaking news in Twins Territory.  It appears that Joe Mauer’s sideburns have been stolen.  If seen please return to Target Field.  This is worse than seeing your uncle taking off the Santa suit and ruining the magic of Santa and Christmas.  Most likely suspect is some little bastard in the hallway...
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The Angels-Twins Weather Situation: Thoughts from a meteorologist and fan

April 18, 2013
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The Angels-Twins Weather Situation: Thoughts from a meteorologist and fan

SECRET WEATHER LAIR — Tonight the Angels and Twins were supposed to play the final game of their series at 7pm.  The game was called roughly 20 minutes (give or take) before the first pitch. So what happened? Over the previous few days the weather models had consistently hinted at the likelihood of Wednesday...
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