Terry Ryan 2.0: A New Hope

November 12, 2011
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Terry Ryan 2.0: A New Hope

As we all know, Bill Smith was found guilty of involuntary teamslaughter and was relieved of his duties as Twins GM. Enter Terry Ryan…again.
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Breaking: Bill Smith Guilty of involuntary teamslaughter

November 7, 2011
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Bill Smith was fired today, Terry Ryan to be interim GM.  Yeeehaw. More details later.
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Tim Tebow Gets Mauered

November 3, 2011
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Tim Tebow Gets Mauered

We all know what Planking is (besides stupid) and recently we’ve been introduced to Tebowing.  There’s also another new sensation that’s sweeping the nation, Mauering.  The concept was cooked up by Clarence Swampton over at Randball.  Here is an excerpt that defines Mauering… The brilliance of Mauering is in its simplicity. You’re probably doing...
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Gollum has a question.

September 27, 2011
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Gollum has a question.

The Twins are on one loss away from 100 for the season.  Casual baseball fan and World Series ring collector Gollum asks…..   I really have no life.
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The Curse of Favre

September 27, 2011
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The Curse of Favre

Just want to share a link to a story I put up over at That’s Vikings Football that explains how “The Curse of Favre” has impacted the Vikings and Twins. The link is here.
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Span and Valencia Prove Cars Can’t Drive Themselves

September 23, 2011
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MSP — According to Twitter this afternoon, Span and Valencia are out of the lineup tonight because they have headaches from a minor car accident…with each other. Span rear ended Valencia on their way to the MSP airport for their flight to Cleveland. Apparently Span didn’t expect Valencia to go “the other way”. When...
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The “Remember When The Twins Were Good” Giveaway!

September 13, 2011
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The “Remember When The Twins Were Good” Giveaway!

Remember when the Twins used to score runs in baseball games and not have more errors than hits?  Remember when the Twins had a lineup that wasn’t full of minor leaguers because of injury?  I must admit, it’s hard to remember that far back but believe it or not, the Twins were once good...
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