How I turned into the Pete Rose of Bert Blyleven’s twitter account

August 13, 2013
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How I turned into the Pete Rose of Bert Blyleven’s twitter account

The following is the story of how I got blocked by Bert Blyleven on Twitter.  While I don’t know the reason or if he even meant to, I thought it was an interesting story to share. NOTE: I DID NOT WRITE THIS IN AN EFFORT TO GET UNBLOCKED.  I DON’T CARE. THE JOKE IS...
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Mauer forced to bring twin girls to work

August 12, 2013
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Mauer forced to bring twin girls to work

TARGET FIELD — Joe Mauer is finding out that being a father can be a lot of work sometimes.  
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Jamey Carroll latest Twins position player to “Show off pitch” and be let go

August 11, 2013
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Jamey Carroll latest Twins position player to “Show off pitch” and be let go

MOM’S BASEMENT — After today’s game Jamey Carroll was traded to the Kansas City Royals for a slightly taller player to be named later.  On the surface this looks like a good move by the Twins and one they should make.  If you dig deeper, there’s more to the story. The Twins do not...
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Twins spam their fans.

August 8, 2013
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Twins spam their fans.

MOM’S BASEMENT — Well the Twins season took another sad twist only this time it was in your email inbox. Around 6pm last night, myself and many others (on Twitter) received an email asking you to enroll in the HSP Maintenance Plan.  I have no idea why the Twins would send this out.  Maybe...
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