Mauer and Morneau homer in same game thanks to performance enhancing jackets.

April 13, 2012
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TARGET FIELD — It’s been awhile since Joe Mauer or Justin Morneau had hit a home run in the same game…or any game for that matter.  Well that all changed yesterday in the series finale against the Angels.  Mauer and Morneau homered in the same game for the first time since the birth of Christ.

What was the secret to their success?  It wasn’t worthless necklaces, mouth guards, or performance enhancing drugs.  It was advice from teammate Josh Willingham.  He had given up on the phiten titanium necklace snake oil and had moved onto something better…a white jacket with a yellow scorpion on the back.  Mauer and Morneau gave the jacket a shot and sure enough, both homered during the game.  Not to be outdone, Willingham hit his 4th home run of the season.

It’s just a matter of time before we see more players sporting white jackets with yellow scorpions on the back….and reports of bodies in elevators.

Here is a photo of Mauer and Willingham greeting Morneau after he hit his home run.

Performance Enhancing Jackets...the next Andro

 

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One Response to Mauer and Morneau homer in same game thanks to performance enhancing jackets.

  1. Pat on May 2, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    The Twins are an embarrassment to Minnesota. I would put money on it that the Twins will lose at least 100 games this season. (2012) Anybody want to bet 20 bucks?

    Pat
    ju2346@yahoo.co.uk

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