Joe Benson’s Hair Brings Hope to Struggling Twins

September 7, 2011

TARGET FIELD BEAUTY PARLOR — Highly ranked Twins prospect Joe Benson made his major league debut Tuesday Night.  While many Twins insiders will tell you about his athletic abilities and baseball ‘tools’, there’s something Joe Benson has that is much more important to the future of the franchise…a mullet.  Remember back in 1991 when the Twins won their last World Series?  What crossed the plate for the winning run in historic Game 7?  Dan Gladden’s mullet. What kept Brian Harper from being killed by Lonnie Smith during a home plate collision?  Brian Harper’s mullet.  What made Dalton such a badass in Roadhouse, even though people thought he’d be bigger?  Dalton’s mullet.  I think you get the idea here.

As this horrible season comes to a close, there is hope for next year.  Hope in the form of a haircut that is business in the front, with a party in the back.  Oh, and he has the potential to be a hell of a player for the Twins in the coming years.


The name, is Dalton.


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One Response to Joe Benson’s Hair Brings Hope to Struggling Twins

  1. elmer on September 11, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    Mullets rock, I bet he gets lots of chicks!

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