UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — I wasn’t able to watch the game today but I heard there were some fireworks. Glen Perkins apparently yelled sweet nothings at Josh Donaldson after striking him out to end the inning. It’s been awhile since I’ve posted anything but I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to get the site going again.
I thought it would be fun if we had a contest , “The Glen Perkins Bench Clearing Caption Contest.” In the comment section below, state what you think he was whispering to Donaldson (yes I know what he probably said but go with it man). The winner gets a prize to be named later or cash considerations. I will also let the Twitter world know who the best captionisterwhatever person was. Hell I may even have some Pavano “Viva La Stache” shirts left.
“The Caption”
I’ll kick off the contest with a few of my own.
–”O’Doyle Rules!”
–”Looks like we’re out of beer…..”
–”YOU’RE A LOUSY F’N SOFTBALL PLAYER, JOSH.”
–”Keep the change ya filthy animal.”
–”I SHOULD HAVE NEVER QUIT FOLLOWING @BENNYC50 ON TWITTER!”
–”SORRY I’M MAD, I WAS JUST THINKING OF @BENNYC50 ON TWITTER!”
–”Lucky it wasn’t the change #jajajajaja (ducks from a Perkins punch).”
–”I HATE YOU FOR NOT FEELING MY PAIN THE LAST 3 SEASONS!”
–”THE TWINS ARE A FLAT CIRCLE!”
–”YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH…OR SLIDERS!”
Well, what do you guys and gals got? Try to keep it as clean as we can. Ahh, fuck it.
“Your momma wears army boots!”
No we didn’t have a player’s only meeting yet, we don’t have any F%@#king players!!
Hard to make contact with my fly down isn’t it?
“The O in OPS stands for, ‘Oh, yeah, it’s on, biatch!’ ”
Or: “Suck my Moneyball.”
“Can’t someone just bring me a fucking fish sandwich?!”
How was your offseason? How’s the fam?