Glen Perkins Bench Clearing Caption Contest

April 9, 2014
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UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — I wasn’t able to watch the game today but I heard there were some fireworks.  Glen Perkins apparently yelled sweet nothings at Josh Donaldson after striking him out to end the inning.  It’s been awhile since I’ve posted anything but I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to get the site going again.

I thought it would be fun if we had a contest , “The Glen Perkins Bench Clearing Caption Contest.”  In the comment section below, state what you think he was whispering to Donaldson (yes I know what he probably said but go with it man).  The winner gets a prize to be named later or cash considerations.  I will also let the Twitter world know who the best captionisterwhatever person was.  Hell I may even have some Pavano “Viva La Stache” shirts left.

"The Caption"

“The Caption”

 

I’ll kick off the contest with a few of my own.

–”O’Doyle Rules!”

–”Looks like we’re out of beer…..”

–”YOU’RE A LOUSY F’N SOFTBALL PLAYER, JOSH.”

–”Keep the change ya filthy animal.”

–”I SHOULD HAVE NEVER QUIT FOLLOWING @BENNYC50 ON TWITTER!”

–”SORRY I’M MAD, I WAS JUST THINKING OF @BENNYC50 ON TWITTER!”

–”Lucky it wasn’t the change #jajajajaja (ducks from a Perkins punch).”

–”I HATE YOU FOR NOT FEELING MY PAIN THE LAST 3 SEASONS!”

–”THE TWINS ARE A FLAT CIRCLE!”

–”YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH…OR SLIDERS!”

 

 

Well, what do you guys and gals got?  Try to keep it as clean as we can. Ahh, fuck it.

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6 Responses to Glen Perkins Bench Clearing Caption Contest

  1. Plouffe24Fan on April 9, 2014 at 10:08 pm

    “Your momma wears army boots!”

  2. kevin kampa on April 9, 2014 at 10:25 pm

    No we didn’t have a player’s only meeting yet, we don’t have any F%@#king players!!

  3. Timmy Whitt on April 10, 2014 at 12:17 am

    Hard to make contact with my fly down isn’t it?

  4. Vtuss on April 10, 2014 at 12:42 am

    “The O in OPS stands for, ‘Oh, yeah, it’s on, biatch!’ ”

    Or: “Suck my Moneyball.”

  5. ERolf on April 10, 2014 at 7:41 am

    “Can’t someone just bring me a fucking fish sandwich?!”

  6. Jacquie on April 10, 2014 at 9:24 am

    How was your offseason? How’s the fam?

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