Gardy Suspended After Bad Acid Trip

June 21, 2011
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Haight-Ashbury  — Twins manager Ron Gardenhire has been suspended by MLB after testing positive for LSD.  Gardy, in town for an interleague series against the Giants, apparently had a bad trip and was found roaming the streets shouting “Battle!”, “Tail Off!”,  and “NICKY I MISS YOU”.  He is expected to only miss 3 games after which he will go on to serve as a “I screwed up now talk about the story until your ears bleed” story for MLB, similar to Josh Hamilton.

 

Here is Gardy’s mugshot….

 

 

Ty Died.

 

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