Haight-Ashbury — Twins manager Ron Gardenhire has been suspended by MLB after testing positive for LSD. Gardy, in town for an interleague series against the Giants, apparently had a bad trip and was found roaming the streets shouting “Battle!”, “Tail Off!”, and “NICKY I MISS YOU”. He is expected to only miss 3 games after which he will go on to serve as a “I screwed up now talk about the story until your ears bleed” story for MLB, similar to Josh Hamilton.
Here is Gardy’s mugshot….