MSP — According to Twitter this afternoon, Span and Valencia are out of the lineup tonight because they have headaches from a minor car accident…with each other. Span rear ended Valencia on their way to the MSP airport for their flight to Cleveland. Apparently Span didn’t expect Valencia to go “the other way”. When...
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Tags: 2011 Season, Danny Valencia, Denard Span, FAIL, GardyBall, Humor
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Remember when the Twins used to score runs in baseball games and not have more errors than hits? Remember when the Twins had a lineup that wasn’t full of minor leaguers because of injury? I must admit, it’s hard to remember that far back but believe it or not, the Twins were once good...
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Tags: 2011 Season, Kent Hrbek, Minnesota Twins, Promotional Day, Thats Twins Baseball
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TARGET FIELD BEAUTY PARLOR — Highly ranked Twins prospect Joe Benson made his major league debut Tuesday Night. While many Twins insiders will tell you about his athletic abilities and baseball ‘tools’, there’s something Joe Benson has that is much more important to the future of the franchise…a mullet. Remember back in 1991 when...
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Tags: 2011 Season, Carl Pavano, Humor, Joe Benson, Joe Mauer, mustache, Promotional Day, Target Field, Thats Twins Baseball
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Joe Mauer heard some heavy booing from the home crowd tonight at Target Field. It almost sounded like Rocky walking up to face Drago in Russia. I guess when you make $23M in a season and go 0-4 with two strikeouts, you are expected to perform better. Seems like a fair deal, right? I...
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Remember how much fun it was being swept by the Yankees in the first round of the playoffs every season? A lot of people would take that over potentially finishing last in the AL Central, but not me. It’s been 20 years since the Twins have won the World Series. I don’t have to...
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Tags: 2011 Season, FAIL, GardyBall, Target Field
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