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TTBB’s 2013 Twins Predictions

March 31, 2013
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TTBB’s 2013 Twins Predictions

SECRET BUNKER — Well another season of baseball is upon us so I better get my predictions in.  The season will revolve around pitching, pitching, and pitching.  Unfortunately the Twins front office assembled a staff that resembles the Rohan Army at Helms Deep before the Elves show up….children and old men armed with shitty...
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Target Field Weather: Opening Day Forecast

March 25, 2013
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Target Field Weather: Opening Day Forecast

I’ve been getting a lot of hits on the site looking for what kind of weather to expect for the Twins opening day game against the Tigers.  The simple answer is this: It’s not going to be nice baseball weather.   To try to give you a high temperature at this time would be silly...
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Minnesota Twins–American League Central Pickers

February 17, 2013
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Minnesota Twins–American League Central Pickers

Another offseason of the Twins front office picking through the scrap heap for players.  See if they can find another Jared Burton when the new season starts in April!
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TTBB Investigative Report: The Russian Meteorite Explained

February 16, 2013
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TTBB HEADQUARTERS– After some extensive research by the TTBB Investigative staff, the cause of that fire ball in the sky over Russia has been revealed.  The video below explains….     Note: I love Pat Neshek but he was the sacrificial lamb for the video because the flight path of the ball was perfect.
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Span and Revere head to the NL East on horseback

December 6, 2012
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Span and Revere head to the NL East on horseback

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — Well if you’ve been living in a cave with Rambo lately, you may not have heard that Span was traded recently and today, Ben Revere was traded to the Phillies for two more arms.  Personally I like the moves. You’ve been killed at pitching, the only way the Twins were going...
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