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What Would Joe Mauer Do Wristband

April 14, 2010
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What Would Joe Mauer Do Wristband

Have you ever had difficulty making an important decision and needed guidance? Have you ever reached a fork in the road and didn’t know what to do? Have you ever been down in an 0-2 count and couldn’t decide if the next pitch was a curveball or fastball? Well if so, ThatsTwinsBaseball has good...
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Twins Announce Upcoming Target Field Giveaway Days

April 13, 2010
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Twins Announce Upcoming Target Field Giveaway Days

A leaked memo obtained by TTBB reveals some Target Field Giveaway Days. When reached for comment the Twins would not confirm or deny these events, as usual.
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Gardenhires Absence Caused By Rookie’s Indecent Exposure

April 7, 2010
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Gardenhires Absence Caused By Rookie’s Indecent Exposure

The TTB staff has learned the real reason Twins Manager Ron Gardenhire was absent from the bench late in last nights game.  It turns out a rookie mistake of trying to fit in with the guys is to blame. In an exclusive interview I spoke with Twins rookie and backup catcher Drew Butera about...
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Bert Blyleven Birthday Drinking Game

April 6, 2010
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Bert Blyleven Birthday Drinking Game

*Play Responsibly, Not my fault if you get sick * It’s Bert’s Birthday today so I’m sure he would want us to celebrate. If Bert………. -Mentions it’s his Birthday–>Shotgun a beer. -Says “You are here by circled”–>Spin in a circle and drink -Mentions 365 Days till my next Birthday–>Shotgun 2 Beers -Mentions it’s Joe...
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My 2010 Twins Predictions

April 4, 2010
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My 2010 Twins Predictions

My 2010 Twins predictions as part of @JoshsThoughts 2010 Twins Prediction Day. Twins-Specific Predictions Twins MVP:  Mauer (I’d go with Span but lets face it, you don’t pay a guy $23 mill a year who isn’t your MVP) Twins Top Pitcher:  Kevin Slowey Twins Best Rookie:  Alex Burnett Twins Most Improved: Delmon Young Bold...
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