I often wondered what other Twins players would look like if they had Carl Pavano’s iconic mustache. Today’s technology allows us to extract Pavano’s stache and put it on other players. The image below is what certain players would look like if they had Pavano’s actual mustache on their faces.
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TARGET FIELD — The Minneapolis downtown area was buzzing with screaming girls and baseball fans Tuesday evening. The Twins were playing the Tigers and right across the plaza something called Justin Bieber was having a concert at the Target Center. The staff here at TTBB still isn’t sure what the hell a Justin Bieber...
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MINNEAPOLIS — What started out as a beautiful day in the Twin Cities quickly turned ugly after manager Ron Gardenhire informed Carl Pavano that he couldn’t attend tonight’s Justin Bieber concert. It all started when Pavano tried calling in “sick” this morning after being told earlier in the week that even though it wasn’t...
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TEXAS — Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington held a press conference this morning to issue an apology to Minnesota Twins infielder Matt Tolbert. “I’d like say I’m sorry to Matt Tolbert for thinking he was actually the 1980’s arcade icon Q*bert the entire 2009 season.” he sobbed. “I’ve made some mistakes in the past,...
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TARGET FIELD — When the Twins front office began designing Target Field, they wanted the overall theme of the ballpark to display all that Minnesota had to offer. From the limestone wall in right field that nobody (on the Twins) can hit over, to the Griswold Family Christmas Tree Farm in center field, everything...
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