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Carl Pavano Mustache Fun: Putting The Stache On Other Twins

July 1, 2010
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Carl Pavano Mustache Fun: Putting The Stache On Other Twins

I often wondered what other Twins players would look like if they had Carl Pavano’s iconic mustache.  Today’s technology allows us to extract Pavano’s stache and put it on other players.  The image below is what certain players would look like if they had Pavano’s actual mustache on their faces.
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Morneau Unwillingly Added to Bieber Wolfpack

July 1, 2010
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Morneau Unwillingly Added to Bieber Wolfpack

TARGET FIELD — The Minneapolis downtown area was buzzing with screaming girls and baseball fans Tuesday evening.  The Twins were playing the Tigers and right across the plaza something called Justin Bieber was having a concert at the Target Center.  The staff here at TTBB still isn’t sure what the hell a Justin Bieber...
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Pavano Banned From Bieber Concert

June 30, 2010
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Pavano Banned From Bieber Concert

MINNEAPOLIS — What started out as a beautiful day in the Twin Cities quickly turned ugly after manager Ron Gardenhire informed Carl Pavano that he couldn’t attend tonight’s Justin Bieber concert.  It all started when Pavano tried calling in “sick” this morning after being told earlier in the week that even though it wasn’t...
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Ron Washington apologizes for his Tolbert comments

June 18, 2010
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Ron Washington apologizes for his Tolbert comments

TEXAS — Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington held a press conference this morning to issue an apology to Minnesota Twins infielder Matt Tolbert.  “I’d like say I’m sorry to Matt Tolbert for thinking he was actually the 1980’s arcade icon Q*bert the entire 2009 season.” he sobbed.  “I’ve made some mistakes in the past,...
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Religious Right To Protest Target Field’s Minnie and Paul

June 2, 2010
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Religious Right To Protest Target Field’s Minnie and Paul

TARGET FIELD — When the Twins front office began designing Target Field, they wanted the overall theme of the ballpark to display all that Minnesota had to offer.  From the limestone wall in right field that nobody (on the Twins) can hit over, to the Griswold Family Christmas Tree Farm in center field, everything...
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