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Jim Thome Goes Blind After Shaving Cream To Face

August 18, 2010
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Jim Thome Goes Blind After Shaving Cream To Face


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Joe Mauer to Endorse New Product

July 21, 2010
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Joe Mauer to Endorse New Product

Joe Mauer released a statement yesterday that he will be endorsing a new product, Joe Mauer’s Bunt Cake.  He already has the Quickswing and now he’s covering the aspect of hitting one would expect out of a pitcher in the National League.  You can find it on shelves at a time you least expect...
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Mauer Replaces Quickswing With Trust Building Exercises

July 12, 2010
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Mauer Replaces Quickswing With Trust Building Exercises

TARGET FIELD — The Minnesota Twins came into the 2010 season with high hopes for the team and it’s brand new ballpark.  While the ballpark has been nothing short of amazing to fans, some players are having trouble with how the field plays during games.  There have been rumblings of the backdrop being too...
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The Curious Case of Kirby the Missing Kestrel

July 7, 2010
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The Curious Case of Kirby the Missing Kestrel

Twins fans have started worrying about their beloved kestrel Kirby.  He was last seen on FSN a couple of months ago mauling a moth on top of the right field foul pole and Twins fans haven’t seen him on television since.  Various reports have suggested Kirby is alive and well and still living at...
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What’s Wrong With Joe Mauer? The Good Book Knows

July 3, 2010
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What’s Wrong With Joe Mauer? The Good Book Knows

TARGET FIELD — When Joe Mauer won the batting title last year along with the AL MVP, Twins fans thought this would be the norm for their native son.  So far this season Joe Mauer hasn’t come close to replicating the numbers from last year and Twins fans are starting to wonder what could...
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