Fake Twins News

Save the Target Field Squirrel and Pine Trees!

January 31, 2011
By
Save the Target Field Squirrel and Pine Trees!

The Twins have recently announced they will be removing the trees in center field because they’re distracting to hitters (other than Jim Thome).  Not only will there be more CO2 present at games now, there will also be no home for the Target Field Squirrel and Denny Hocking.  The People For The Ethical Treatment...
Read more »

Tags: , , ,
Posted in Fake Twins News | 1 Comment »

TTBB Records: Ron Gardenhire Releases New Album ‘A Scrappy Christmas’

December 16, 2010
By
TTBB Records: Ron Gardenhire Releases New Album ‘A Scrappy Christmas’

MINNEAPOLIS — The Twins announced today that Ron Gardenhire has released a new Christmas CD titled ‘A Scrappy Christmas’.  What would Christmas be without scrappiness?  Gardy lays down his favorite Christmas tracks with a Twins twist.  Get yours today!  (Proceeds will go straight to the Pohlads)
Read more »

Tags: , , , , ,
Posted in Fake Twins News | No Comments »

The Real Reason The Twins Are Upset With The Target Center Ad

October 1, 2010
By
The Real Reason The Twins Are Upset With The Target Center Ad

MINNEAPOLIS — The Minnesota Twins are not happy that the Timberwolves will be putting a billboard up on the outside of Target Center.  Twins officials believe the advertisement, which can be seen looking out to right field, will take away from the scenic Minneapolis skyline.  The TTBB Secret Sloth has found out the real...
Read more »

Tags: , , ,
Posted in Fake Twins News | 2 Comments »

TTBB Films: The Incredible Gardy

September 28, 2010
By


Read more »

Tags: , , ,
Posted in Fake Twins News | No Comments »

Ron O.G. Gardenhire “Battle” Album Cover

September 23, 2010
By
Ron O.G. Gardenhire “Battle” Album Cover

Gardy dropped his first single “Battle” last week and we now have word that his first music video will be dropping within the next 48 hours.  TTBB has an exclusive look at the album cover.
Read more »

Tags: , , , ,
Posted in Fake Twins News | No Comments »