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Joe Mauer Channels His Inner Chuck Norris.

February 21, 2010
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Joe Mauer Channels His Inner Chuck Norris.

Joe Mauer reported to Spring Training sporting a brand new beard.  Some people are speculating that he is trying to hide from reporters who are bound to ask about his contract situation.  The staff at TTB have a different take on his new fashion statement. We all have come to know Joe Mauer as...
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Twins Install New Third Base Coach.

February 18, 2010
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Twins Install New Third Base Coach.

The Minnesota Twins remained busy this offseason announcing the installation of “Choo-Choo Crossing-Arm” as their new third base coach. The Twins front office knew the installation of a new third base coach was a high priority considering the faulty arms of last years coach. “We really wanted to sign someone who posessed the ability...
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