FETAL POSITION IN MY BASEMENT — As many of us have heard by now, some looney guy and his followers are predicting the rapture will occur tomorrow. For those who may be concerned, it will occur at 6pm in your timezone (I’m not making this up). Get ready for Zombie Dick Clark and his...
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SAN JOSE — We know Michael Cuddyer can play almost anywhere on the diamond but tonight we found out that he can also play a little puck. It’s hard to fathom that no one has figured this out until now but you can see for yourself in the image below. He even has a...
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BALTIMORE — The Twins front office made a very controversial yet nostalgic acquisition Tuesday when they signed robotic hurler Brad Radke 2.0. The fan favorite Brad Radke retired in 2006 after his right arm basically fell off. Since then Brad has been itching (with his left hand) to get back into the game but...
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Joe Mauer is now endorsing Head and Shoulders. This means he now has the same thing in his shower as Jeffery Dahmer. What if Joe started endorsing Old Spice??……..
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COUCH — When Joe Mauer walks up to the plate during home games this season, he’ll be walking up to a familiar song. Yesterday on Twitter Dustin Morse (@twins_morsecode) tweeted that Joe Mauer will once again be using T.I.’s “What You Know” as his walk up song. This should come as no surprise given...
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