*Play Responsibly, Not my fault if you get sick *
It’s Bert’s Birthday today so I’m sure he would want us to celebrate.
-Mentions it’s his Birthday–>Shotgun a beer.
-Says “You are here by circled”–>Spin in a circle and drink
-Mentions 365 Days till my next Birthday–>Shotgun 2 Beers
-Mentions it’s Joe Mauers Birthday–>Drink 7
-Says “That Upp-er-cut Swing” –>Drink with uppercut motion
-Says “And he did not miss it” –>Close eyes and Drink
-Says “Very good (#) E…R…A..”–>Drink number of ERA
-Says “Likes to extend those arms” –>Drink with arm extended
-Gets mad at fan who spells his name Burt–>Shotgun Vodka
-FSN shows his family in the crowd–>Drink
-Mentions “Downward Plane” –>Finish your beer at a downward angle.
-Mentions leaving the ball up–>Hold the beer away from your mouth and pour.
-A fan holds up a Happy Birthday sign–>Drink Twice
-A fan holds up a “Circle Me Bert” sign–>Finish beer and throw it at the sign on TV.
The Flying Dutchman: While wearing wooden shoes, jump off your deck and slam a beer.
Happy Birthday Bert…..Who’s with me?