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Kirby Puckett’s Statue: Legit or Bronze Bust?

April 26, 2010
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Kirby Puckett’s Statue: Legit or Bronze Bust?

TARGET FIELD — Since the unveiling of Kirby Puckett’s statue outside of Target Field, many Twins fans have questioned it’s aesthetic likeness to the late Twins fan favorite and MLB Hall of Famer. Talking with various Twins fans it seems many people are not pleased with the statue stating it doesn’t look much like...
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Jesse Crain Loves the Environment

April 18, 2010
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Jesse Crain Loves the Environment

Minneapolis, MN The Minnesota Twins and Minnesota State Parks and Trails have teamed up and formed a new partnership they are calling “Break a Bat, Plant a Tree.” According to the Twins website “Every time a Minnesota Twins pitcher breaks the bat of an opposing player during the 2010 season, Minnesota State Parks and...
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Hrbek to Blame for Increase in Ticket Prices

April 16, 2010
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Hrbek to Blame for Increase in Ticket Prices

If you’ve gone online lately to buy Minnesota Twin’s tickets, you’ve probably noticed a slight increase in prices.  Everyone’s been shelling out the extra money to see Mauer and company play in their new ballpark, but that’s not what you’re actually paying for. “We have to get the money from somewhere for Herbie’s statue...
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Neshek Upset Over Joe Mauer’s Recent Signing

April 6, 2010
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Neshek Upset Over Joe Mauer’s Recent Signing

Tensions were high in the clubhouse Saturday morning over something that Twin’s pitcher Pat Neshek posted on his personal blog concerning the recent signing of Joe Mauer. Usually the relationship between pitcher and catcher is the most important on a baseball team, but after Neshek’s comments from last Thursday this one’s not looking too...
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Twins Signing of Criss Angel Spark Cuddyer Trade Rumors

March 29, 2010
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Twins Signing of Criss Angel Spark Cuddyer Trade Rumors

The Minnesota Twin’s clubhouse was excited and amazed by their club’s decision to sign Magician Criss Angel to a 3-year contract yesterday morning , everyone that is besides Micheal Cuddyer. “I can’t believe this shit.  I’ve been practicing my tricks everyday and hardly ever hold my magic book upside down any more.” He then...
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