DEEP INSIDE TARGET FIELD — The other night when Danny Valencia ended the game with a walk-off hit, many fans wondered why the team used whipped cream to smear in Danny’s face instead of shaving cream. The answer is simple. Pitching coach Rick Anderson has banned all shaving cream from the clubhouse. “It was...
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MINNEAPOLIS — What started out as a beautiful day in the Twin Cities quickly turned ugly after manager Ron Gardenhire informed Carl Pavano that he couldn’t attend tonight’s Justin Bieber concert. It all started when Pavano tried calling in “sick” this morning after being told earlier in the week that even though it wasn’t...
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TEXAS — Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington held a press conference this morning to issue an apology to Minnesota Twins infielder Matt Tolbert. “I’d like say I’m sorry to Matt Tolbert for thinking he was actually the 1980’s arcade icon Q*bert the entire 2009 season.” he sobbed. “I’ve made some mistakes in the past,...
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If you watch Twin’s games on FSN you probably notice a lot of ex-players who are broadcasters, that is all about to change. In a desperation move yesterday, the Twins announced that they will be sending Alexi Casilla over to FSN and Robby Incmikoski to now cover shortstop. It’s not often that broadcasters go...
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When you hear that Joe Mauer is on the one’s and two’s you probably think of fastballs and curveballs, but that’s all about to change. Mauer has announced that he is going to be releasing his debut rap album; Joe -M: Most Valuable Playa later this month. With the extra time on his hands...
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