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Gardenhires Absence Caused By Rookie’s Indecent Exposure

April 7, 2010
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Gardenhires Absence Caused By Rookie’s Indecent Exposure

The TTB staff has learned the real reason Twins Manager Ron Gardenhire was absent from the bench late in last nights game.  It turns out a rookie mistake of trying to fit in with the guys is to blame. In an exclusive interview I spoke with Twins rookie and backup catcher Drew Butera about...
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Berts Birthday Drinking Game Live Scoring

April 6, 2010
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Top of 1st -Mentions it’s his Birthday–>Shotgun a beer = 3 Bottom of 1st -No mention == 0 Top of 2nd -Was wished happy bday but thankfully I didn’t include that other than signs == 0 Bottom of 2nd -No mention ==0 Top of 3rd -Upper Cut Swing (Morneau homer)==1 Bottom of 3rd -...
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Bert Blyleven Birthday Drinking Game

April 6, 2010
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Bert Blyleven Birthday Drinking Game

*Play Responsibly, Not my fault if you get sick * It’s Bert’s Birthday today so I’m sure he would want us to celebrate. If Bert………. -Mentions it’s his Birthday–>Shotgun a beer. -Says “You are here by circled”–>Spin in a circle and drink -Mentions 365 Days till my next Birthday–>Shotgun 2 Beers -Mentions it’s Joe...
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Snoz From Midland’s 2010 Twins Predictions

April 5, 2010
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Throwing these predictions up from a friend of TTB, Snoz From Midland.  Wanted to get them on the record so when Adrian Beltre is A.L. MVP, he can say he predicted it. Twins mvp: Span on base for the M&M boys Twins top pitcher: Blackie Twins best rookie: Danny Valencia Twins most improved: D...
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Sorry Gardy, Your Yankees Pregame Speech Has Been Usurped

April 5, 2010
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Last night before the Yankees and Red Sox and a scary Steven Tyler took the field, “Little Herb Brooks” delivered a powerful speech.  Sorry Gardy but I think we’ve seen your record against the Yankees, time for this kid to deliver the pregame speech.
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