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Twins Front Office Investigating Neshek Finger Issue

April 21, 2010
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Twins Front Office Investigating Neshek Finger Issue

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION UNDER TARGET FIELD — Twins relief pitcher Pat Neshek has been unavailable to pitch for the last week due to a sore middle finger.  Neshek claims the soreness is a result of his grueling effort to sign every autograph asked of him but rumors are growing in the Twins front office that...
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What Would Joe Mauer Do Wristband

April 14, 2010
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What Would Joe Mauer Do Wristband

Have you ever had difficulty making an important decision and needed guidance? Have you ever reached a fork in the road and didn’t know what to do? Have you ever been down in an 0-2 count and couldn’t decide if the next pitch was a curveball or fastball? Well if so, ThatsTwinsBaseball has good...
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Twins Announce Upcoming Target Field Giveaway Days

April 13, 2010
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Twins Announce Upcoming Target Field Giveaway Days

A leaked memo obtained by TTBB reveals some Target Field Giveaway Days. When reached for comment the Twins would not confirm or deny these events, as usual.
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Earl Woods Questions Ullger’s Hardy Blunder

April 11, 2010
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This was way too easy. C'mon Ullger, that was terrible.
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Earl Woods Thoughts On Nick Punto

April 10, 2010
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