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Twins Pressured to Release Mascot After Dome Dog Incident

March 24, 2010
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Twins Pressured to Release Mascot After Dome Dog Incident

(Guest Post By DJW) Minnesota Twin’s Manager Ron Gardenhire is probably second guessing his decision to lure T.C. Bear out of the Metrodome using delicious Dome Dogs as bait and ultimately leading to Alexi Casilla’s unfortunate demise.  A press conference was held Monday in which Gardy argued his managerial decision  “How the hell was...
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Is This Joe Mauer Autograph Card an Error Card?

March 23, 2010
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Is This Joe Mauer Autograph Card an Error Card?

I’ve been a collector of baseball cards for most of my life up until a few years ago.  I still hold on to all of my Joe Mauer rookie cards and other autograph cards because I have faith that they will be worth something when he retires as a Yankee Twin.  I have one...
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Twins Fans Rejoice in ‘Socialized Medicine’

March 21, 2010
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Twins Fans Rejoice in ‘Socialized Medicine’

After long negotiations a day many people were hoping for has finally happened, Joe Mauer has signed a contract extension with the Twins. The anxiety in Minnesota had stepped up to unthinkable levels as Twins fans across the region began thinking the unthinkable question since Obama had taken office, “What will we do about...
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Great Moves in Recent Twins History

February 26, 2010
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Great Moves in Recent Twins History

The Twins offseason leading up to the 2010 season wasn’t very Twins-like.  The payroll is up in the 90-100 million range and they are signing competent free agents for a change.  This got me thinking about all the great moves the Twins made in the  previous 10 years, which made me want to drink...
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Twins Use Latest Technology to Find Missing Mijares.

February 22, 2010
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Twins Use Latest Technology to Find Missing Mijares.

Twins spring training started today but was missing a ‘big’ piece of its bullpen, Joe Mijares.  Sources are saying Mijares had a last minute issue come up back home and that he will return as soon as possible.  The crack staff at TBB believe it was “Monster Wing Monday” that held Mijares back another...
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