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Bruce Chen Facts

November 16, 2011
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Bruce Chen Facts

If your favorite baseball team plays in the AL Central, then you already know who Bruce Chen is.  If not, I thought I would help spread the legend of Bruce Chen so that future generations may know of his greatness. Bruce Chen doesn’t sleep, he waits. Bruce Chen made Ozzie Guillen leave the AL...
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Terry Ryan 2.0: A New Hope

November 12, 2011
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Terry Ryan 2.0: A New Hope

As we all know, Bill Smith was found guilty of involuntary teamslaughter and was relieved of his duties as Twins GM. Enter Terry Ryan…again.
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Breaking: Bill Smith Guilty of involuntary teamslaughter

November 7, 2011
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Bill Smith was fired today, Terry Ryan to be interim GM.  Yeeehaw. More details later.
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Tim Tebow Gets Mauered

November 3, 2011
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Tim Tebow Gets Mauered

We all know what Planking is (besides stupid) and recently we’ve been introduced to Tebowing.  There’s also another new sensation that’s sweeping the nation, Mauering.  The concept was cooked up by Clarence Swampton over at Randball.  Here is an excerpt that defines Mauering… The brilliance of Mauering is in its simplicity. You’re probably doing...
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Gollum has a question.

September 27, 2011
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Gollum has a question.

The Twins are on one loss away from 100 for the season.  Casual baseball fan and World Series ring collector Gollum asks…..   I really have no life.
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