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Mauer forced to bring twin girls to work

August 12, 2013
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Mauer forced to bring twin girls to work

TARGET FIELD — Joe Mauer is finding out that being a father can be a lot of work sometimes.  
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Jamey Carroll latest Twins position player to “Show off pitch” and be let go

August 11, 2013
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Jamey Carroll latest Twins position player to “Show off pitch” and be let go

MOM’S BASEMENT — After today’s game Jamey Carroll was traded to the Kansas City Royals for a slightly taller player to be named later.  On the surface this looks like a good move by the Twins and one they should make.  If you dig deeper, there’s more to the story. The Twins do not...
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Twins spam their fans.

August 8, 2013
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Twins spam their fans.

MOM’S BASEMENT — Well the Twins season took another sad twist only this time it was in your email inbox. Around 6pm last night, myself and many others (on Twitter) received an email asking you to enroll in the HSP Maintenance Plan.  I have no idea why the Twins would send this out.  Maybe...
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Twins starting staff earn new nickname

June 4, 2013
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Twins starting staff earn new nickname

MY MOM’S BASEMENT — As most Twins fans know, the pitching staff isn’t known for their strikeout rates.  The philosophy of pitching-to-contact was brought on in full force this offseason and the strikeout numbers could not be worse.  No really.  The following stats are from @aaronGleeman’s twitter feed. If you’re not already following him,...
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Twins Twitter account hijacked by Packer fan

May 22, 2013
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Twins Twitter account hijacked by Packer fan

MEAT CATHEDRAL — Today the Braves beat the Twins and swept the series adding another ugly loss the the Twins losing streak.  The Twins also lost to the Braves on Twitter today.  After the Braves had tweeted about sweeping up Hrbek’s jersey, the Twins response was right out of the Packers and Yankees fan...
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